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OKAY?I?ll admit it. I?m not Roger Ebert, nor do I play him on TV. Atlanta Braves?s manager Bobby Cox never called me up from the minors to pitch a no-hitter. I?ve never hosted a talk show like King, Imus, Limbaugh, or Stern?though, frankly, I could do it much better than the infamous G-Man. And, Albert Einstein wannabe?s need not worry about me shoving them out of the running for the Nobel. (Hell, I nearly destroyed my high school?s chemistry lab!)
YET?In spite of my limitations (which are many), I have opinions on many things. Boy, Do I Have Opinions! (Even at birth, I prefered the taste of Nestles? Quick 2-to-1 over breast milk!) Opinions on people, places, and things that go BUMP! in the night!
SO?Go ahead. Waste some precious time and a few brain cells. Read the unwarranted opinions of someone once voted Most Likely to Be Killed by Fellow Classmates.
NO?These opinions won?t change your life or make you a better person. I can guarantee it. Yet, they will waste your time?time you could have spent with family, friends, or finding those tweezers to pull out those nasty, unwanted nose hairs.
Happy Reading!
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